#american pledge

[deanofsam]

“usamericans are so annoying they think everything’s about them and if it’s not they try to make it about themselves blah blah blah” okay and? one thing about me i love to talk about me. now who wants a FREEDOM BURGER RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[americanmarketplace]

Time for a reminder: We are a (CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC) NOT A DEMOCRACY LET IT SINK IN !!!!!!

[nocternalrandomness]

Pledge of Allegiance

[laurrelise]

waiting for someone to say that luigi mangione is the irl five hargreeves but alas. i have to do everything myself

[egberts]

I'm just gonna start blocking people who send me essay length asks trying to argue about stupid shit because their personal experience was different

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: A college fraternity in the middle of hazing their new pledges during "hell week" incur the wrath of a long deceased pledge who died during a hazing gone wrong 20 years ago.

this is the closest a horror movie has ever come to making mod L vomit

[pumpkinrootbeer]

everyone in hockey has a hard name to spell. stop being Canadian

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Students in Miss O'Hara's sixth grade class at P.S. 116 salute the American flag during the pledge of allegiance on October 11, 1957.

Photo: Associated Press

[americanmarketplace]

[ablogofcourage]

[oakappleday]

Figuratively banging on the gates of Buckingham Palace begging Charles to sponsor me for a UK work visa rn

[gigglesandfreckles-hp]

RE: that football anon. This is probably going to sound so weird but ive been trying to figure out if you were british for a few weeks now so this gives me some closure i didn't know I needed 😝 its always hard to tell with HP writers

i love that you contributed to the football anon discussion by becoming another football anon. thank you for the consistency. ;-)

that being said—i'm actually only sort of british!! my parents are both american and i was technically born in the u.s. (literally only for citizenship purposes) but lived my childhood in england up into my teen years. i had a chance at complete americanisation then after moving back to the us. but lost it all by dating and subsequently marrying the only other english person in my american high school haha. who, ironically, i knew as a child...in england. it's a small world after all and all that, i guess? or maybe he was just OBSESSED with me??? probably definitely that one tbh.

but tldr; i have the honour of picking and choosing when i want to be pretentious by straddling america and the uk. and i will always choose to be pretentious about football.

[plangentia]

sorry to any americans but i do not understand marching bands